2 days ago
289,155 notes

mxrdermaid:

mxrdermaid:

candy is dandy but liquor is quicker

pale

2 days ago
826,833 notes

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

2 days ago
384,343 notes

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

2 weeks ago
107,447 notes

firewuurk-eyes:

saphire-dance:

I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.

We should be funding this

2 weeks ago
395,691 notes

ponchopeligroso:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

2 weeks ago
520,789 notes

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

2 weeks ago
918,088 notes

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

1 month ago
178,872 notes

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING