1 week ago
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mxrdermaid:

mxrdermaid:

candy is dandy but liquor is quicker

pale

1 week ago
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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

1 week ago
392,391 notes

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

3 weeks ago
112,691 notes

firewuurk-eyes:

saphire-dance:

I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.

We should be funding this

3 weeks ago
410,783 notes

ponchopeligroso:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

3 weeks ago
530,992 notes

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

3 weeks ago
936,931 notes

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

1 month ago
188,436 notes

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING